february-22:

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil





whorecatboy:

reblog if you love they/them cock





slightlyinappropriate:

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.





ieg:

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf



slygirlboy:

*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):

mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here’s what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?

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me: yes mike, thank you mike

*he dematerializes*





itznarcotic:

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

butterflyinthewell:

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.